Today, we will diving into the hilarious world of funny horse names, blending creativity with humor to tell a story through names. If you’re choosing a racehorse or a friendly horse, this List of horse names is sure to get you laughing.
Why Funny Horse Names?
Before we start to go through the list, let’s first ask: why funny horse names even matter? Well, to begin with, horses are full of personality. They’re goofy, graceful, and sometimes downright dramatic. A funny name both reflects their quirks and makes them unforgettable.
Plus, funny horse names are a great conversation starters. Getting a laugh is easy with a humorous horse name. Even at a show or competition, for example, a name like “Hoof Hearted” (say it quickly) will get you laughing. After all, life is too short to name a horse something ordinary.
Funny Horse Names
- Stable Genius
- Horsepower
- Drama Llama
- Alpaca Mae
- Hoof Hearted
- Neigh Sayer
- Hay There
- The Rein Supreme
- Hay Fever
- Step by Step
- Saddle Sore
- Colt Forty-Five
- Written by Hay Zeus
- Buckaroo Banzai
- Filly Vanilli
- Pony Soprano
- Sir Prancelot
- Glue Stick
- Mare-y Poppins
- Sir Trots-a-Lot
Funny Ridiculous Horse Names
- Mare-ilyn Monroe
- Colt McCartney
- Hoofy Goldberg
- Snacks more than Running
- Sir Neighs-a-Lot
- Pony Danza
- Hoofleberry Finn
- Hoofzilla
- Neighpoleon
- Haywire
- Trot Cobain
- Mare-donna
- Neighland Empire
- Hayley Neighman
- Colt Eastwood
- Hoofington Post
- Hoss-ain
- Mare-velous
- Neigh-therlands
Funny Male Horse Names
- Thunderbolt
- Maximus
- Apollo
- Bandit
- Chief
- Duke
- Gunner
- Hercules
- Jasper
- King
- Leo
- Maverick
- Orion
- Ranger
- Samson
- Titan
- Zeus
- Blaze
- Rocky
- Thor
Funny Female Horse Names
- Bella
- Daisy
- Rosie
- Luna
- Stella
- Willow
- Pearl
- Diamond
- Angel
- Coco
- Honey
- Misty
- Sapphire
- Blossom
- Ivy
- Fall
- Grace
- Lily
- Starlight
Funny Racing Horse Names
- Lightning Bolt
- Speed Demon
- Zoom Zoom
- Fast Freddie
- Track Star
- Turbo
- Rocket
- Blaze
- Flash
- Jet
- Bolt
- Streak
- Whirlwind
- Charger
- Sprint
- Arrow
- Comet
- Bullet
Funny Native Horse Names
- Tatanka
- Chayton
- Kaya
- Mika
- Yuma
- Aiyana
- Chenoa
- Dakota
- Enola
- Halona
- Kiona
- Lakota
- Mato
- Nina
- Orenda
- Pocahontas
- Sakari
- Tala
- Winona
- Zihna
Funny White Horse Names
- Snowball
- Blizz
- Ivory
- Cloud
- Pearl
- Frost
- Crystal
- Moonbeam
- Snowflake
- Angel
- Diamond
- Luna
- Starlight
- Winter
- Alabaster
- Ghost
- Marshmallow
- Polar
- Snowdrift
- Vanilla
Funny Black Horse Names
- Midnight
- Onyx
- Shadow
- Raven
- Coal
- Ebony
- Jet
- Noir
- Sable
- Storm
- Thunder
- Vader
- Zorro
- Blackjack
- Obsidian
- Panther
- Ravenclaw
- Shadowfax
- Velvet
Funniest Horse Names
- Hay Zeus
- Untrammelled Joy
- Trotter Totter
- Mane Attraction
- 5 Bits By Bit
- Hoof Hearted
- Neigh Sayer
- Hay There
- Drama Llama
- Sir Trots-a-Lot
- Galloping Giggles
- Saddle Soar
- Colt Forty-Five
- Filly Vanilli
- Pony Soprano
- Stable Genius
- Horsepower
- Sir Prancelot
- Glue Stick
- Buckeroo Banzai
Funny Clever Horse Names
- Rein Supreme
- Stable Genius
- Horsepower
- Coltrane
- Horse Hoofs
- Mane Event
- Bit Fancy
- Rein Dance
- Haymaker
- Trotter Totter
- Neigh Sayer
- Hay Fever
- Bit by Bit Life
- Saddle Sore
- One-Eyed Jack
- Filly Vanilli
- Pony Soprano
- Stable Genius
- Horsepower
- Sir Prancelot
Funny Silly Horse Names
- Sir Mustachio
- Galloping Giggles
- Hay Fever
- Saddle Sore
- Neigh Sayer
- Mane Attraction
- Rein Supreme
- Bit by Bit
- Hoof Hearted
- Drama Llama
- Sir Trots-a-Lot
- Glue Stick
- Buckaroo Banzai
- The Great Haybino
- Fetlock Holmes
- Pony Soprano
- Coltrane
- The Sound of Hoofbeats
- Unfiltered Happiness
- Hay Zeus
Funny White Mare Horse Names
- Snowball
- Blizzard
- Ivory
- Cloud
- Pearl
- Frost
- Crystal
- Moonbeam
- Snowflake
- Angel
- Diamond
- Luna
- Starligh
- Winter
- Alabaster
- Ghost
- Marshmallow
- Polar
- Snowdrift
- Vanilla
Funny Witty Horse Names
- Sir Gallopsalot
- Mare-y Christmas
- Hoof and Mouth
- Fancy Bit
- Rein Dance
- Haymaker
- Trotter Totter
- Neigh Sayer
- Hay Fever
- Bit by Bit
- Saddle Sore
- Colt Forty-Five
- Filly Vanilli
- Pony Soprano
- The Stable Genius
- Horsepower
- Sir Prancelot
- Glue Stick
- Buckaroo Banzai
- Grate Haybino
Share Your Funny Horse Names!
Now it’s your turn! We’ve shared list of funny horse names, but there are still plenty more that we just know are out there. What is the funniest name for a horse you have ever heard — or invented? Tell me your thoughts in the comments below, and let’s keep the laughter galloping!
And if you are still looking for the right name, be sure to read our guides for male horse names, female horse names, and native horse names for more inspiration.
Until then, happy naming and trails!
