I analyzed buying bitcoin on Mondays and selling on Fridays over the last two years

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BUTTCOINER:

At 1pm you wake up and quickly light up a cigarette. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day afterall.

While you smoke and watch a video of Joe Rogan fighting a polar bear and Alex Jones in a bikini, you decide to go to buttcoin subreddit.

It’s 3pm. To your amusement you find out BTC crashed 10% and all…